July 2012
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inventsandunderblankets asked: HEY GUYS IT'S VICTOIRE FOLLOW ME IF YOU WANT.
June 2012
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thesongofhearts asked: Do you prefer squares or awkward blobs shaped roughly like squirrels?
January 2012
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Lol guys. My ship name with all you would be Emlia. |D
“Did I just give you permission to bang my granddaugher?” - James”
November 2011
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If LIA was a country...
This would be our flag:
September 2011
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thebubblebowl asked: This is my life u___u
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August 2011
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GABRIELLE DELACOUR, THE WICKED WITCH, IS AT IT...
Gabbi Delacour, known to be dating Colin Creevey, has recently been seen in Hogsmeade with none other than Viktor Krum. Gabrielle has also allegedly been seen making advances on a young Severus Snape, who is known to be dating Lily Luna Potter. This newly formed love “triangle,” or pentagon, has been causing mass chaos. In fact, it may even threaten the Statute of...
thesongofhearts asked: MEW?
thebubblebowl asked: I JUST REBLOGGED SO MUCH SHIT FROM THIS! XDD THE THINGAMAJICWHATSITDOODLE5000 FTW (did I even spell it right?) |D
thebubblebowl asked: OHOHO! "Why can't science just hurry up and invent magic already?!"- Fawkes
thebubblebowl asked: THE PICTURE! I DIED |D FREAKING VERNON
thebubblebowl asked: THIS WINS THE INTERNET
thesongofhearts asked: IS THIS MY LAST QUESTION?
thesongofhearts asked: IS SPAMMING LEGAL IN 48 STATES?
thesongofhearts asked: CAN I BE A UNICORN?
~Draco
Remus Lupin and James Potter- Poorer Than Dirt &...
Well, lets face it. Lupin has always been as poor as dirt, but not James Potter! Recently James has been overheard talking about stealing something, and it is thought that he is planning a heist with Remus. Where at you ask? None other than Gringotts! “Are they crazy?!” is probably what is running through your mind right now, and I would have to agree! It is well known that James has a...
Hermione Granger- Love Potions for Malfoy?
It has been found out that Miss Granger has used her smarts lately for making none other than….a love potion! She slipped poor Draco one in some spaghetti sauce! Who knew she had a thing for him? The worst part is both Malfoy and Granger are in well publicized relationships, Draco with Astoria Greengrass, and Hermione with Ron Weasley. Draco was last seen screaming Hermione’s name, and...
James and Harry Potter- Potential Murderers?
This father and son duos have been heard making threats against Gabrielle Delacour and Severus Snape in light of the recent events including Lily Luna Potter. Some of them include, being stampeded by a raging herd of hippogriffs, pitched off of the Astronomy Tower, and my personal favorite, mauled by James in his animagus form. Is there a cell in Azkaban with James and Harrys name on it? The...
Gabrielle Delacour- Regretful Matchmaker?
Gabrielle, who is known to be dating Colin Creevey, has been seen talking to young Severus Snape /a lot/ lately. Word had it that she may even have a thing for the boy! This is interesting, because she recently played matchmaker between him and Lily Luna Potter. She has been known to cause a whole lot of trouble before (See past articles for more information on her scandalous past). Is she...
Severus Snape - Haunting in the Dungeons?
Severus Snape has recently been seen raving like a mad-man about “dungeon demons” living next door to his bedroom. Many people have rolled their eyes at this lunatic man, but there may be some truth in his panic. The HAHT team (Hogwarts Abnormal Happenings Team) was called in to soothe his pain. HAHT said there were signs of a paranormal haunting, but they think it’s just...
Bellatrix Lestrange- Crazy… In Love?
Recently Bellatrix Lestrange has been spotted around the clubhouse, looking….happy? Sources say she has a thing for a certain handsome young Dark Lord, Mr. Tom Riddle. But, is all not well in Bella’s Paradise? Current buzz is that Mr. Riddle is happily married to Katie Bell. I guess Bellatrix will have to find a new man to idolize, because word is, she has a love shrine devoted to Tom. Rumor...
Snape & Lily Luna Potter- Generation Crossing...
Lily Luna Potter was recently spotted on a romantic Hogsmeade date with none other than Severus Snape! Lily looked quite happy with the arrangement, but word is that Snape has less than noble intentions hidden behind his “like” for her. Is he just a bitter 38 year old virgin looking to “get some”, or is it really true love? We will keep you posted on this greasy love story!
- Gabrielle...
LIA-isms: Courtsey of Lily Luna Potter
• People can be impregnated by getting hit with frying pans • A relationship between a child and someone her grandparent’s age can definitely work • Frying pans are the choice weapon. Without them, all would die. • Your job is to make people laugh • We make people have the best freaking year ever • You can use Unforgivables out of character as much as you want • You don’t get offended when someone...
HAS SEVERUS GONE BONKERS?
Severus Snape has finally snapped, between his undying love for Lily, and his undying love for his desk, this scandalous professor from Hogwarts School of Witch Craft and Wizardry has finally lost him marbles. From forcing children to hug to turning into Narcissa Malfoy for fun, there is nothing that is to creepy or unbecoming for him to do. He was unavailable for comment, but a good friend...
NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM & HANNAH ABBOTT - TOGETHER AT...
Neville Longbottom and Hannah Abbott have finally found each other. After much buzz about the young couple, ‘just being friends’, the kids decided to reveal their relationship. Longbottom approached Abbott and apologized profusely for for ditching her at Fawkes and Toms wedding, and she quickly accepted his apology with a smile. They escaped prying eyes and haven’t been...
HERMIONE GRANGER - DELUSIONAL!
Hermione Granger fancies herself and artist, when the wizarding world very well knows that Granger can’t draw. She can’t even draw when she’s reading a book on how-to-draw. She likes to pretend she can doodle creations as beautiful as Draco Malfoy’s with his expert crosshatching. Granger has been babbling trying to prove that she really can draw. Claiming that the...
COLIN CREEVEY & GABRIELLE DELACOUR - LIARS.
Colin Creevey and Gabrielle Delacour are absolutely the worst people to have graced this planet. This scandalous couple has caused emotional distress to many a person. The pair lied about having broken up, pretending to hate each other to gain pity, money, and friends. In reality, they had been together laughing at the misfortune of others. The lies of these two have been seen only as...
GABRIELLE DELACOUR - DATING RELATIVES?
Gabrielle Delacour has recently been seen prancing around with her illicit lover, Harry Potter. It it a well know fact that the two are brother and sister-in-law. Delacour claims that she is madly in love with Potter, who is known to also be dating Ginny Weasley. Victoire Weasley comments, “It’s gross. Really gross. I’m going to puke just thinking about it.” I...
SEVERUS SNAPE - TARGET TO HUMILIATE?
Servus Snape, The ever-so-popular Hogwarts Professor, Has his Picture in the Hogwarts Great Hall four times. But, could it not be as it seems, That the supposedly-amusing Snape is really a target for the Hogwarts students to practice their spells and show them off? But Snape Claims to have given his Approval. Cho Chang, the student who posted three of the four posters, had this to say:...
CEDRIC DIGGORY - NOT WHAT HE SEEMS?
I have a first hand account from my fly on the wall of the kinds of antics Diggory gets up to. “Cedric Diggory is a complete male chauvinist. I’ve heard him talking in the boys washroom about some very foul things regarding Cho Chang. He’s not just going out with her because of her brains, if you know what I mean. Not only this, but he is convinced that he is the best seeker...
GABRIELLE - IS POTTER THE NEW MAN?
Gabrielle Delacour has seemed to have left her man Colin Creevey in the dust. After tugging on this poor boys heartstrings, she’s decided to up and leave him for Harry Potter, the boy who lived. Poor Creevey’s head is in a spin over the allegations. Some people claim the Gabrielle ended the relationship with a slap fight, others claim it was a quiet good bye, ending with...
HANNAH WAS CORRECT IN HER PREDICTIONS.
Is Hannah Abbott the next great seer of the wizarding world? Abbott, having the Eye of the greatest seers, predicted that Delacour and Creevey were madly in love. These predictions were soon proven right within the next few weeks, ending in the marriage of the too. Abbott was unavailable for comment, but her Professor, Severus Snape, was. “Abbott is just a genius in her own right, I...
COLIN AND GABRIELLE - TOGETHER FOREVER?
Colin Creevey and Gabrielle Delacour have both finally professed their undying love for each other. After much buzz over the friendship the two shared being more then what it seemed, the two gave in. It all started when Delacour took a dive and lost all bone in her arm. Severus Snape gallantly saved the girls arm, but was pushed away by Creevey who immediately cradled her in his arms and...
FAWKES - MANIACAL AND CONNIVING?
There have been several accusations against this lovable, feathery, flying creature of the sky. She has been called an evil bird of the night, said to dabble in the dark arts. Her husband, Tom Riddle, feels otherwise. “Fawkes is a beautiful creature, who wouldn’t hurt a fly. Anyone making these accusations is obviously insane, and deserves to have their tongue ripped...
TEDDY AND VICTOIRE - SCANDALOUS RENDEZVOUS!
Teddy Lupin and Victoire Weasley, both student at Hogwarts School of Witch Craft and Wizardry, have been caught sneaking away together and meeting in secret places throughout Hogwarts and Hogsmede. This couple is unusually quiet about their relationship with each other, maybe because they think it makes the secret meetings less suspicious? We can’t be sure of the motives, but this...
SNAPE - IN NEED OF THERAPY
Severus Snape is such a deranged man, that he is in desperate need of therapy. He reaches out to a friend of his, Fawkes the Phoenix Riddle, to help him. “He’s always coming to me, whining about his problems. It’s really annoying, he makes me wear this beard and it’s all really degrading.” Fawkes says on the subject. “He really needs to get ...
FAWKES - DRUNKEN BIRD OF DOOM.
Fawkes the Phoenix Riddle was recently seen in a drunken party like state on the night of August 28th. She had one to many firewhiskys, and begun to terrorize the people with her. “I was honestly, so scared, I don’t know what to say. She start calling me fat, and she wouldn’t stop. I’m /not/ fat. Right? WAIT I’M NOT FAT RIGHT?” Was the comment Severus...
TED THE WAFFLE SPIDER AND SNAPE?
Looks like Snape has a new fan girl to add to his amazingly short list of one. Ted the Waffle Spider, who could be male or female, has recently been spotted stalking poor Snape. He/She has been crawling around on his wall, and forcing signatures out of him. After following him around his house for several hours and giving him a thorough case of the heebie-jeebies, Spider was escorted...
FAWKES AND PRINCIPAL WEST?
Fawkes the Phoenix Riddle is having a love affair with Principal West, who claims to be the real Tom Riddle. “I don’t know where she got it in her head that he’s Tom Riddle, I mean, it definitely wasn’t me mentioning that he looks exactly like him, or the fact that he’s his favorite villain. I know that’s not it.” Severus Snape commented looking ...
MALINDA LEEVES AND OLIVER WOOD!
Miss Malinda Leeves has finally given up on chasing Severus Snape around. She has now turned her greedy, adoring eyes upon Mr. Oliver Wood. Wood is the Quidditch obsessed, captain of the Gryiffindor team. After many shenanigans involving love potions in cream puffs and Snape, she has decided to move on. Poor Wood would do well to hide and never speak to this psychotic, disturbed young...
The entire Teh Daily Prophet is going on here.
It’s literally the history of LIA until I gave up on updating it.
RECENT MARRIAGES, DEATHS AND BIRTHS.
Fawkes and Tom - married August 22 Fawkes - died August 23 Fawkes - born August 23 Deshkey - died August 23 Colin and Gabrielle - married August 25 Colin and Gabrielle - divorced August 26 Snape and Ted the Waffle Spider - married August 28 Snape and Ted the Waffle Spider - divorced August 28 Snape and Ted the Waffle Spider - married August 28
